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sugar and spice and everything nice
wasn’t made only for girls; gi joe in panty hose
Created on 2004-08-17 23:52:38 (#4229885), last updated 2006-12-09
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Basic Info BioDonnie Darko
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Sean: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean: Smurfette?
Ronald: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: (mad) First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Sean: …Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
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I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
-Ferris Bueller
Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate what creates my own madness
-Papa Roach
Religion is the heart of a heartless world and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people
-Karl Marx
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